Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
no way i must have missed an update!
The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal
please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours
named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event
This is so American I could CRY
oh this is nothing. some of my favorite lemons entries are:
an airplane stuck on a toyota minivan
this miata built by rocket scientists
the mr2 boat
the nyan cat bmw that i think actually played the song at all times
the homer simpson car built by uranium workers
this limo whose brakes caught on fire
the dumbest corolla and supra wearing funny hats
and so much more. 24 hours of lemons my beloved
The absolute metaphorical snarl that is a Limo modeled after the titanic called “unstoppable”, whose breaks caught fire, is just, absolutely sending me
[ID: a tiktok by ahmad_ma12 shows four guys standing in a line. In each of their mouths is the head of a rubber chicken. Each person has a rubber band around their calf. The second person in line snaps the rubber band and if the first person doesn’t set off their rubber chicken they move to the back of the line. If they groan and the chicken goes off then they laugh and the person behind them snaps them again until they’re able to take it quietly and the next person moves up. /end]
